Memin's Blog: enero 2011

lunes, 31 de enero de 2011

I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad, optimize the things I've always had
I wanna be on the cover of PC Magazine, Smiling next to Pentium machines.

oh everytime I close my eyes, I calculate a new design
yeah....an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here...If I was an engineer

Yeah, I wound have a show on Discovery, hoping that e-ve-ry..
body in the country would watch me on their HD.
I'd probably pull an Orville Wright and a Wilbur
Build a plane and take the rudder and dip it in silver.
Give away a few smartphones, like, Einstein here have this
Take my protractor out and do some mathmatics
It's been a couple years since I've been single so
you can find me working late and living off Ho Ho's.
Brain food for the intelligent, sometimes I like to complement
myself for being smart, but you can call me brilliant.
Yeah...Call me a geek or maybe even nerd
but face the facts, we da ones be ruling this world.

Everytime I close my eyes (what cha see, what cha see?)
I calculate a new design (uh huh uh huh)
oh ye-ah....an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here...If I was an engineer

ohhh ohhhh....Yeah, I'm an engineer! oohh ohhhh....

I be playin Xbox with some scientists, workin' with geologist
maybe ask a girl out and get lucky with little kiss.
Or not because I have to...formulate a program
in C++ or going back and using Fortran.
Toss a few equations in just for the heck of it.
Solve my own problem just so I can delineate
Yeah, I be comin' on a whole new level.
Like comparing HDMI to a coax cable.
Sometimes I give directions with Euclidean vectors
And transfer files faster on eSATA connectors.
...I know we all have a simular dream
to build cantilever beams,...it makes me wanna sing

I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad, optimize the things I've always had
I wanna be on the cover of PC Magazine, Smiling next to Pentium machines.

Everytime I close my eyes, I calculate a new design
an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here...If I was an engineer

ooh ohhh....("Yeah! Solve it!) If I was an engineer! ohh ohh

I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad

WTF - man films train running over him and survives

sábado, 29 de enero de 2011

CQC: como bajar un gato del arbol xD

Drunk Santa

La masturbación hace llorar a Jesús

viernes, 28 de enero de 2011

Take Control Andres Iniesta: Nike CTR360 Maestri II

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time - Sidepork Pandemonium

31-legged race

Confused shibainu

Duke Nukem Forever 'Reveal' Trailer

Dexter in 60 Seconds

Baby, Piece of candy (original)

DIFAMADORES 2011 - AXE CALOR / Danza la bencinera

miércoles, 26 de enero de 2011

Accidentes Caseros y Graciosos de Mujeres torpes

Wiz Khalifa - Black And Yellow [G-Mix] ft. Snoop Dogg, Juicy J & T-Pain

Sean Kingston - Party All Night (Sleep All Day)

Soulja Boy Tell'em - Blowing Me Kisses

Skank

Mujer promiscua

Junkie

Drogadicto. Persona consumida y demacrada por la droga. Basura humana. Nivel más bajo al que se puede llegar por medio de las drogas.

Palabra españolizada (idioma coño) = Yonki

BLUNT

Blunt = cigarro de marihuana envuelto en un papel hecho de tabaco. Generalmente se deshace un cigarro (puro), y luego es armado nuevamente con relleno de marihuana. Popular entre los gringos.

KUSH

Kush, una palabra que he escuchado harto últimamente en canciones, es una subespecie de cannabis, originaria de Afganistán, Pakistán y el norte de la India (variedad índica, ha sido cultivada durante miles de años en las montañas Hindu-Kush, de ahí el nombre). Presente en EEUU desde los años 70, se caracteriza por ser una marihuana de alta potencia.

En general, Kush también puede referirse a cualquier especie de marihuana de alta potencia.

Variedades: Hindu Kush, OG Kush (híbrido de cannabis sativa e índica), Purple Kush, Master Kush, y otros híbridos.